Who is the most misunderstood artist of our modern era?

Hamela Anderson (Lee).

It's getting erotic.

Time to hit the ham.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Rise

It's time to honor our town's mayor for his integral role in the installation of Hameras in our town's traffic lights. Surely this will reduce the amount of accidents in our town square, but more importantly, we will finally catch the person who climbs up the flagpole each night and writes "I am Your Lord" on our beloved flag. So, put your hams together!

What are you going to do on vacation?

Well, I'd like to finally get around to cleaning out the garage. But, I'd also like to play some golf. I don't know if I can ham it all in though.

You Didn't Call Me Last Night.

Sorry, I was really hammed with work. I promise I'll do it tonight!

I think Stevie Wonder had it right

Ebony and Ivory, we can live together in perfect hamory.

You should really come to the party.

It's going to be a lot of fun. They're gonna have a batting cage AND a hampoline.

You don't look so good today.

Yeah, tell me about it. Had one too many Ham Adams last night.

I don't really want to root for the Jets

But, I really hate the St. Louis Hams.

I haven't seen Charlie in ages.

Oh, um, no one told you? He's on the ham. Robbed a liquor store.

What's Your Favorite Movie, Man?

Probably Snakes on a Plane, starring Hamuel L. Jackson. Second favorite is White Men Can't Jump.