At a record store in the 70's:

Hotpants: Dude, Wings totally rocks!! That new single is so catchy, but I can't understand the chorus lyric!!!

Bellbottoms: Yeah, Hotpants. McCartney vocals are slurrier than Michael Stipe's--

Hotpants: Who?

Bellbottoms: Uh. Oh. Just never you mind.

(Bellbottoms pulls out a portable lava lamp and erases Hotpants' memory)

Bellbottoms: Yeah, he's singing "Ham on the run. HAMMM ON THE RUN. Haaaaam on the run."

Hotpants: Who are you? Where ham I?